Lists

Top Ten Things We Love About Cruising

10. Magic elves clean your room when you leave (and they leave strange towel animals).

An elephant on our freshly made bed.

9. Food is available 24/7, and you don’t have to prepare it or clean it up.

Fruit Monkey?

8. You can sleep whenever and wherever you want.

Snoozin' on the boat in Nassau.

7. Every night is date night.

All gussied up!

6. Someone else takes care of YOU for a change.

Our wonderful enabler, er, waiter Lenson and his assistant Sandro.

5. There’s always something entertaining to see.

Ahoy! Thar be pirates!

4. It’s fun to say “duty-free” shopping.

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

3. People can’t reach you on your cell phone because you usually don’t have a signal.

Betcha can't find me in here!

2. You can wear fancy-pants clothes.

Magnum.

1. Excursions!!!

Hey! There are actual fish swimming down there!

Of course, there were a few downsides to the trip. Here's another list of sorts:

Top Ten Things We Don’t Like About Cruising

10. The periodic cigarette smoke that wafts up from the casinos.

9. Slow people.

8. Other people’s skin escaping the boundaries of their clothing.





Lady - we're talking about YOU!



7. Postage stamp-sized staterooms.

6. DJ Naaz playing dance tunes a floor above well past midnight.

5. sTooPid people who drink too much and talk REALLY loud.

4. Crying babies. (Really? You brought a baby on a cruise?)

3. Sunburns, despite the SPF 50 sunblock.

2. Deadbeat dinner companions.

1. 5-10 pound souvenir of weight gain from all the food! 

Rick is the smokin' hot guy in the foreground.